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John

Woman - 'Is that John?'
Woman 2 - 'Yeah it is'
The rest of the room - 'Let's leave...'
by Kebab_Remover August 9, 2018
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John

A fun, loving guy who speaks little of him self an brings joy to many though, he may be quite akward he fits in with many ,and is surrounded with people that care for him.
My best friend John can help he's great in these situations!
by That one chick!!!!!!!!! July 23, 2019
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John

John is the husband of Karen. John is quiet and sweet but is still grieving over the loss of his kids.

Karen took Johns kids and didn't vaccinate them so they died. If you meet a John in the wild, go find Karen and beat her up for him.
Karen took Johns kids

Johns kids died

Karen is a bitch to John
by Avo-on-Toast June 12, 2019
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John

Usually a stern, tall bloke with dark hair. He wears shirts that are too tight for him, often showing of the outline of his nipples. He can be mistaken for PC Plum or Mr Bean. If you ever meet a John, watch out. Throw him a Gregg's sausage roll as it keeps him calm and tamed.
Dylan: "Oi Aidan, hiv ye heard fae big John yet?'
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"
by maddiesmaw4207 May 28, 2018
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John

“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles
by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019
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John

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016
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John

John is a gay man who sucks ball
by The beastman July 24, 2018
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