James

You have beautiful eyes. You sometimes annoy others, but never on purpose! You're lack in a main talent, but you have many different talents at an equal level. You also have large sexual attractions towards your woman. Other men who've hated you often make you look miniscule or even start rumors about you. The women love you calling you cuddly and kind!

Girls: James is nice and all, sometimes a little quirky, but I still love him!

Other Mens thoughts: “Oh hey I James I'm so cool and all the girls love meh!” Yeah right go suck a lemon you bastard...

by Friendly_Panda_Man June 1, 2014

James

Someone who loves Asians.

Random Retard: Wow James loves Asians so much!

James: I know.

by Venusaur2000 June 9, 2018

James

Usually a common Filipino nickname meant for handsome, smart, young, talented.

"Look at that James gooooo!"

by Dodoy tae May 11, 2018

James

Someone who wishes that they could extended there spine so they could suck there own dick

Person 1: Hey is it just me or is James a little taller today?
Person 2: Yes he saved up his life savings to extend his spine so he could suck his on his dick

by Rice Rivera March 19, 2019

JAMES

a rusty turd that watches Tv all day. a james is also a really bad fart that smells lilke your moms house. A turd I as also a p;ersoon with no feelings or heart. stupid jamess are also known as ur moms turd and fart suck on a lollipop and eat farts

james is suchn a turd! I know rite

by g n vmmjhguyjh October 6, 2018

James

A nice motherfucker who rides ur dick like tony ugh he’s so good at anal
He will give u anal in the shower he’s a cunt and a puli who should go die

Ugh he’s a cumstain that’s my ex james

by Cumye September 12, 2018

James

Absolute nonce. Has no issue with fingering a yr 9. Cycles to hide his insecurities about his wedge chest. Lives “too far away” to have a relationship with a girl within 5 years of his age

Guy 1: “Did you hear about that guy who fingered a yr 9?”
Guy 2: “Yeah I heard he was a bit of a James”

by #repsforAllah October 10, 2018