by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020
Get the crotch eggmug. The only two words that will guarantee someone millions of views on a YouTube video with the use of a popular children's IP (e.g. Frozen, Spiderman, Minecraft). When placed in the title of a video, these words are often crammed in with other buzzwords that 1. are designed to grab the child's immediate attention or 2. manipulate YouTube's algorithm into placing said video amongst other well-made, thoughtfully-created forms of children's entertainment on the platform.
by bassistheplace246 July 18, 2018
Get the Surprise Eggmug. by Snowman2017 February 9, 2017
Get the eggs in a nestmug. by YaBoiFelix December 28, 2018
Get the Egg-xactlymug. THE EGG WAS PLACED IN (SALTY) WATER AND GOT DENSE AND STARTED FLOATING. THIS IS A PROJECT CALLED EGG FLOATATION.
by WAZZ UP.! March 5, 2011
Get the EGG FLOATATIONmug. A japanese egg that acts like a "fleshlight" of sorts.
It comes in the shape and appearance of a real egg, it is then peeled to relieve it's real nature; a sex toy.
The top opens, revealing a package of lube inside.
Pour lube into the bottom of the egg.
The bottom part of your egg stretches over your entire penis, then simply jerk off.
The inside of the egg has different textures for pleasure.
They are usually made small, since it's asian.
It comes in the shape and appearance of a real egg, it is then peeled to relieve it's real nature; a sex toy.
The top opens, revealing a package of lube inside.
Pour lube into the bottom of the egg.
The bottom part of your egg stretches over your entire penis, then simply jerk off.
The inside of the egg has different textures for pleasure.
They are usually made small, since it's asian.
Person 1: Dude, I used my fantasy egg last night since I couldn't get laid.
Person 2: Did it work?
Person 1: Eh, it went to fast.
Person 2: Did it work?
Person 1: Eh, it went to fast.
by The Consumer April 14, 2011
Get the Fantasy eggmug. by Stale Bagel March 7, 2016
Get the egg flickermug.