A pair of round or oval objects, usually found in the colon, that cause irritable behavior. Bitch eggs have been found to infect male and female colons alike.
What crawled up your ass and laid bitch eggs?
by assamajackin' February 10, 2009
Snap quote for when someone makes a grievously wrong assumption about their circumstances.
Pulled from the movie Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. (For when the vegan dude wrongly assumed that Gelato was a vegan dish, to which the vegan police replied "MILK AND EGGS BITCH.")
Pulled from the movie Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. (For when the vegan dude wrongly assumed that Gelato was a vegan dish, to which the vegan police replied "MILK AND EGGS BITCH.")
"I thought McDs was open 24/7 though...."
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(other guy nearby, seeing his disappointment)- "Milk and Eggs, Bitch."
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(other guy nearby, seeing his disappointment)- "Milk and Eggs, Bitch."
by frogboy83565026 January 25, 2011
by Hillfolkinurmomma December 16, 2021