cigarette speedrun

When you pass the cig in a circle as fast as possible because you can't smoke inside

Quick we have to have a cigarette speedrun before Kyle gets back

by BudwiswerDeliveryGuy March 25, 2021

Smashing Cigarettes

Meaningless Sex

My friend's wife said they were smashing cigarettes earlier.

by RaccoonChickenIII November 12, 2022

cheeky cigarette

A sigarette that is smoked under the influence of drugs/alcohol

Let's go outside to have a cheeky cigarette before we get anymore drinks

by Irsty April 03, 2024

cigarette smoker fiona

Best arctic monkeys song ever.

Have you heard cigarette smoker fiona? It’s amazing

by shatoota November 23, 2021

Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.

Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.

by Grant Rampus February 16, 2019

Snoop Dog Cigarette

A clever way to say weed. Snoop is the weed dude. Saying "Snoop Dog Cigarette" is less likely to get you flagged on social media apps where the word "weed" is frowned upon.

Whatsup Tiktok, I was just smoking a Snoop Dog Cigarette last night and was LIT!

by DobbaPhoenix September 08, 2022