15 September

All the boys born in 15 September have a f*cking huge whale c*ck.

AY Bro its 15 september, its my birth day.
Damn, i bet you have a whale c*ck.

by Edi Laver February 27, 2021

AR-15

Is an essential tool in life for killing terrorists that try to pork off on your couch at night; 30 magazine clip in half a second.

That AR-15 is not great at having a mag

by Beast master 6.4 x 10^100000 December 18, 2018

September 15

Kiss your crush day😘

You:hey it’s September 15 *kiss*
Crush: -uh ok😳

by sugar...xbabes September 12, 2021

iPhone 15

An iPhone 14, but instead of 14 it's 15.

John: *walks into class* Just copped the new iPhone 15, broke cunts!
Teacher: Everyone knows you only got that after carrying around your cracked iPhone 6 for the last eight years because your parents are struggling to pay rent, you fat piece of shit.

by tmkkmt September 24, 2023

April 15

April 15th is the day your taxes are due. better pay your taxes!

“It’s April 15th, did you pay your taxes yet?”

by tryna think of a name December 7, 2019

11:15

Usually after noon (aka 23:15). Time of the day when the shitposting is supreme. When one realizes that it is 11:15 (or nearing that time), one must immediately proceed to shitpost (or prepare a shitpost for the given time).

Stick around for 11:15, I have a great shitpost planned.

by eliaszjm December 21, 2016

October 15

National cuddle with your crush day<3

It’s October 15
Them 1:hey want to come over and cuddle?
Them 2:sure
Them 2:I mean after all it’s National cuddle with your crush day<3

by ~Gay~ October 14, 2021