November 8th

National kick Jacob in the balls day

"Jacob I am going to kick your Frank and beans"
"Please have mercy my testicles are in agony"
"Its november 8th sorry"

by Bananarama23 November 8, 2019

May 8th

National say yes day
Pick someone who you know and they must answer yes to everything you ask in some way

Sharon, "tell me when u last has sex?"
Bailey, "no"
Sharon, "it's national say yes day (may 8th)"
Bailey, "oh yeah, it was with your brother yesterday"
Sharon, "wait what?"

by Bobtheconstructor May 7, 2024

April 8th

National gf sends arch pictures to her bf day part 2

hey girlfriend happy April 8th may i please have those pictures?

by KingEman81 April 8, 2024

8th of December

Official "poke your friend in the kidneys" day

Mark: *walking by*
Ted: *pokes Mark in the kidneys*
M: Ow dude, what the hell was that!
T: Relax, today's 8th of December!
M: Oh, yeah, my bad g.

by FoxyPlayzReaper December 8, 2023

october 8th

national kiss your bestfriend day

national kiss your bestfriend day means on october 8th you must kiss your closest friend.

by d.arw.inn October 6, 2021

March 1st or 8th

March 1st and March 8th is National Ivy Lamar is wrong day.

Andrew: Today is march 1st or 8th, everything Ivy says is wrong
Ivy: Zero is a number

by ZeroIsNotANumber March 8, 2023

8th May

People who are born on 8th of May are really kind and drama queens. They usually have a famous person as their bestie and are really unique and special. They usually also like traveling 😊

Person: Hey *name of the famous person,, why are you talking to that human 🤔

Famous Person: cause they are born on 8th May ☺

by Okokok7868 November 23, 2021