2 and 7

A person who only has the songs "The Cave" and "Little Lion Man" by Mumford and Sons (Tracks 2 and 7), but claims to be a huge fan.

2 and 7 guy: "I love Mumford and Sons! They are the greatest band ever!"
Real Mumford and Sons Fan: "I know! After the Storm is a work of genius! What's your favorite song?"
2 and 7 guy: "Well, I only know The Cave and Little Lion Man..."
Real Mumford and Sons Fan: "You're such a 2 and 7!"

by rent13 April 13, 2011

2 guys one sandbox

The most painful video about a guy getting a dildo shuved in the head of his dick

Jack"go watch 2 guys one sandbox"
Jim"okay!*watches video"
Jim cries for the next two days thinking about it.

by 666jackass666 June 30, 2016

2 fingers

About two shots (3 oz) of liquor.

"pour me 2 fingers of scotch"

by BartenderBob October 26, 2013

2 inches

When the mans your after has a dick of approximately only 2 inches but your still tryna fuck

Oree likes that 2 inches over there.

by Secx expert 69 April 11, 2019

2 December

Depression Day

On December 2nd people from all around the earth mysteriously become depressed

People born on this day are known for being really sad but also really kind

"Dude I feel so depressed today"
"Oh yea it’s 2 December !"

by Raven_Pog March 14, 2021

2 man step

you and your mate going for a girl and her mate

2 man step you get meeeee

by ishtiaq2023 May 23, 2023

2 Chop

A term used by stoner's that means 2 grams

"Yo, how much you getting"

"I'll probably just pick up a 2 chop"

by GnoteSmoke January 26, 2010