pot snot

n. a person that will only smoke the finest pot; refusing to smoke ditch weed or any other sort of "low grade" pot.

"Mandy, call Ryan and see if he can get us ANY smoke, we're out!" said Jace.

"But Bob will have better smoke than Ryan, lets just wait a few more days till we find Bob, I don't like Ryan's bad smoke." said Mandy.

"Mandy, You are such a POT SNOT!" exclaimed Jace.

by Jace R. April 13, 2007

pot Jesus

The guy who takes the blame so that others may smoke.

Damn, Greg totally played pot Jesus last night when the cops busted us.

by thephil November 8, 2007

A pot of glue

Rhyming slang for a jew.

I think that man who sold me that dodgy toster was a pot of glue.

by kinderking July 1, 2010

Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

Shizzle Pot

A “Shizzle Pot” is the term used by humans to define a lazy ugly shihtzu.

Come here lil shizzle pot

by Xzdgybf April 7, 2022

buss pot

Similar to suss pot except much more BUSSY

Guy: who’s down to play without socks on
Bro: SHUT UP U FUCKING SUSS POT
Bro 2: NAH HES A FUCKING BUSS POT
Guy: *silenced* again

by THELWIG October 6, 2021

Crumpter Pot

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.

"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"

by Mike Trom March 30, 2009