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Chinese Cupcake

When both testicles are placed in a persons mouth
You know they're a keeper when they give you a Chinese Cupcake
by Crack-a-Box April 5, 2015
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busted cupcake

A pussy that has been hit so many times that it looks like the top of a cupcake

that has been smashed
I dropped her panties and was about to perform cunilingus on her, that pussy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a busted cupcake. Might have even looked like a black cat with a mouth full of guts.
by DWRmeat July 14, 2017
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Dandy Cupcake

The Dandy Cupcake is a foul act whereby one deposits a stool in the coat pocket of an effete man, say Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen or Boy George, which they will then find at a later date when they reach in for their Oyster card / car keys / wallet etc
"That guy over there is a right ponce, I've left him a deliciously fresh Dandy Cupcake as a gift"
by AndroidGiraffe May 14, 2009
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Sprinkles cupcake

A cupcake so good that can lead to an orgasm. The most delicious cupcake that anyone has ever tried.
Sprinkles cupcake was so good i almost had an orgasm.
by Bluewhitesilver October 18, 2010
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Soggy Cupcake

Shoving a limp penis in to a very wet vagina.
Dude she was wet as fuck, but I was too drunk to get it up, So I just gave her a Soggy Cupcake.
by Lefty317 September 27, 2017
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I am painis cupcake.

Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*
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Angelica Sweet Cupcake Ramos

A woman who should know what really happened and someone that cared for her was set up to look bad because someone wanted money they were jealous with envy just know kyu ain’t mad just want to make it right by spoiling her and say sorry haters will hate on us for the things i did fuck them haters and back to what we do best come up
Angelica Sweet Cupcake Ramos wake up the haters are exposed hating on us stealing phone numbers to set us up to hate each other it didn’t work
by hey hey enlightenment May 13, 2022
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