Ho Po

Hole Poker. An immature female looking to trap a male for life by poking holes in condoms in hopes the males' sperm will impregnate her.

John: "Watch out! She's a Ho Po, betcha nine months down the road someone will be a father!"
Larry: "Only way she'll get a guy to settle down..."

by HottyPatrol August 23, 2018

Po-shame

The act of shaming someone for appearing as a doppelgänger of the dragon warrior; a.k.a. Po from the five time academy award winning film Kung Fu Panda.

Johnny Po-shamed Lizzo for looking like the Walmart limited time Women’s March edition of Po.

by Spartanddawgs1 September 5, 2021

po boys

An abbreviation for poor boys.

"Lets go get fast food, we're just po boys after all."

by Siggyyyy October 18, 2008

Totes Po

Totally possible

I think that's totes po, don't you?

by Marleen Algan July 27, 2010

po-pwned

When you're pwned by the po-po.

John: Look, someone just got pulled over.
Jane: They got po-pwned!

by amyh July 7, 2010

Pita Pos

A mostly rural saying used by teachers in rural schools to avoid cursing.

Pain
In
The
Ass

Piece
Of
Shit

Student: Can I mess with your blinds?
Teahcer: No! Stop being a pita pos!

by 1337donald January 19, 2010

Po-ing

Getting lucky with something, then claiming you expected it all along. Most commonly used when winning a bet. Person who poes usually tries to pull off the lucky circumstance as if nothing special had happened

Ben: I bet you $1,000 that I will get that random girl's phone number
CJ: Hah, you're too fat so she'll never in 1 million years say yes
* says yes *
Ben (po-ing so hard): Told ya

by Bro Code Vocab July 12, 2015