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Ken

Ken is an asian man hiding in your closet that only comes out at night. He is only there because his boss put him up to kill you and your family. He knows everything about you because he has been watching you for many months, he even knows your twitter password!
You: wth theres someone hiding in my closet
Mom: its Ken!!
You: oh honey no
by durpshat8> December 10, 2018
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Ken

He's usually the male Karen. Same definition but male words.
I saw a Karen and Ken shouting at the manager and an employee.
by hello i am under the water February 1, 2022
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mr kenning

Biggest fucking legend to exist, he’s got massive arms and lovely dance moves
“Oi have u seen mr kenning his arms are fucking huge and he’s actually my g
by Thatextrachromosome49 September 10, 2020
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Ken Thomas

Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.

Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.

Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.
You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.

You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.

Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.

You're a Ken Thomas

That guy was such a Ken Thomas!
by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024
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ken penders

a really weird guy who took control of the sonic comic and kept adding echidna OCs to it before they were all killed off when he got booted off
guy 1: "did you hear about ken penders?"
guy 2: "yeah, i did. he made truly the worst era of the sonic comic."
by Wrennethy March 19, 2024
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Ken's ass

Jeffrey sucks ken's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: I sucked ken's ass last night!!
by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023
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Ken

Which one? Ken Kaneki or Ken Carson? Ken Carson you say?
by arrarargh September 12, 2023
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