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fortnite god

caydence is a fortnite god
by buttholesatemymom December 11, 2023
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Panty God

Panty god is a fine member of society...

she appears everywhere, anytime, any given circumstances—but when you’ve seen her, nor talked to her. She’d disappear for two weeks or more but reappear again.

She has a sheer fondness of the sky and the ocean.

Her pantyful existence is precious.
“Have you seen panty god?”

Ah yes! She said hi.”

Say hi!”

“No. You two talk.”
by UnknownIdiot October 28, 2019
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God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.
“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”
by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023
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The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois
Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film
by mesnard.hollyann@gmail.com February 2, 2023
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Help me god

Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.
Bob: What you watchen?

Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......
by Grandma_Gordon_Offical November 9, 2021
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The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)
by Proxy November 15, 2016
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