Jack Hollingworth
by Jacks a simp March 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.
2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl
Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie
Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.
Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.
Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”
Two guys checking out a girl
Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie
Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.
Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.
Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”
by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020
Get the No simp shitmug. 
by Smørgerson January 18, 2023
Get the SIMPmug. A kid who goes all out for the cat but never gets any. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Mikey or Brandon.
Bro Mikey is straight being whipped by a girl who friend zoned him.
Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.
Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesn’t bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.
Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.
Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesn’t bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.
by bud_light.Destoryer June 8, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by NOT A SIMP - BREN IS November 2, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. 