Uber-Pissed

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue
When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED
by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022
mugGet the Uber-Pissedmug.

piss of ass

The action of excreting straight liquid shit after a bad burrito from Taco Bell.
How you feelin
“Piss of ass terrible go look in the toilet”
mugGet the piss of assmug.

Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.
Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.
by Turd polisher #1 May 15, 2024
mugGet the Piss polishmug.

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 8, 2016
mugGet the Piss Stiffymug.

Off Pissing

When the word "Pissed Off" just doesn't sound right say "Off Pissing" and thats the solution to this problem.
I was out in the field "Off Pissing"

The story about the Japanese woman not giving you a happy ending is very "Off Pissing"
by DrippzErotic January 29, 2024
mugGet the Off Pissingmug.

piss in the corner

teacher wont let you out to piss so you piss in the corner
student: "can i take a piss"
teacher: "no bitch"
student: "ill piss in the corner then"

student: *pisses in the corner*
by anonymous March 11, 2024
mugGet the piss in the cornermug.

Kenzie Pissed

When you get pissed beyond the point of no return and you have to be fireman carried to your mates bedroom by your mates sisters boyfriend
Tonight we’re not gonna get pissed we’re gonna get kenzie pissed
by Shireoak10 February 16, 2020
mugGet the Kenzie Pissedmug.

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