busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.

"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"

by familyguydork November 30, 2020

michigan cup nut

During sexual intercourse; the male locates a red solo cup shoves it up his significant others ass then jacks off into the shit stained cup. He finds pleasure in this action by dumping the shitty cum filled cup into the others vagina, or cockhole if it is gay sex.

I gave Patricia Ricketts the Michigan Cup Nut after she ate at my families table.

by realnigga16 August 16, 2017

oh my nut

An exclamation made when something is so beautiful or satisfying it rivals ejaculation

*Jim tries his Grandmother's cookies* "Oh my nut these are good"
*After watching a beautiful goal/pass/catch* "Oh my nut"

by Nippopotamus December 16, 2017

Nut ass bitch

A person who seem really cool that you fuck with , then they start doing weird op shit towards u and still wanna act like your friends

Hey I miss you do you miss me?

What no you speak to me for real.

Ok fuck you pussy That’s why I fucked your friend

You a nut ass bitch stop hitting my line

by Dr.playedyourself September 5, 2018

Banana nut time

A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."

OR

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"

by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009

chegg ma nuts

1.) When someone asks what Chegg is, this is the appropriate way to respond.
2.) If someone talks to you only because you have a Chegg subscription. When they ask you for an answer to something, respond in this manner.

1.) Dan - "Hey Jim, do you have Chegg?"

Jim - "What is Chegg"

Dan - "Chegg ma nuts"
2.) Sam - "Hey do you have the answers to 5.6 homework on Chegg?"

Vinny - "Chegg ma nuts Sam"

by Master of the Succ November 10, 2020

no worries, numb nuts

A response to the australianism cheers big ears.

Dwayne: Oh, you got me a new Torana! Cheers big ears!
Cheryl: No worries, numb nuts.

by Sam Whitehead March 17, 2008