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John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."
by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022
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John Paul

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.
Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.
by Wombat00 December 29, 2021
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John

A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches
John has the biggest merle of all guys I know
by Great dude MC dudeface December 30, 2016
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John McGlinn

One who is a complete and utter unit. A John McGlinn is nothing short of a “playa” and encourages having his dick sucked as the so called grand prize to his senseless games.
He just gave mork 3 points for an ass pic. He’s such a John McGlinn.
by Costa1234 July 25, 2019
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tropical john

A passionate pineapple full of sweet juices, harvested from the flavor mines of the deep Congo. This is a very controversial issue as child labor extensively used, hence the name john
Make me a beautiful symphony of smoothie flavors with a tropical John
by Mikachu April 26, 2015
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John Drillinger

A modern-day bank robber who packs a DeWalt 20V Max Cordless instead of a Glock, and bores open vault-doors using 1/2" cobalt and titanium twist-bits instead of dynamite.
Since wielding a power tool is usually less intimidating or "convincing" than brandishing a loaded firearm, John Drillinger usually works at night when da bank is closed, and thus he doesn't have to rely on da compliance of others to gain access to da desired loot.
by QuacksO April 12, 2023
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