Deterioration of attention span due to questions that do not pertain to the lecture at hand.
When combined with woodhouse effect, the world ends.
When combined with woodhouse effect, the world ends.
Professor: "OK, so today we will cover Bernoulli Equation of Static Fluids...."
Daniel: "I have a question!!!"
(7 minutes later)
Daniel: "Of course!"
Class: (Bored as fuck) "I can feel the SZE effect growing"
Daniel: "I have a question!!!"
(7 minutes later)
Daniel: "Of course!"
Class: (Bored as fuck) "I can feel the SZE effect growing"
by justawackyritguy February 21, 2012
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by warriorsgonnahate April 8, 2012
Get the The Lin Effect mug.The sound of men's eyes when they swivel in their sockets to look at a woman's bountiful bosom. That woman is said to have "the schoomp effect".
Unfortunate side-affects include:
- men gawking at you all night
- getting hit on constantly
- murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend's or a hot guy's attention
Unfortunate side-affects include:
- men gawking at you all night
- getting hit on constantly
- murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend's or a hot guy's attention
A hot chick walks into the bar and every single man turns to stare at her boobs instantaneously, unable to help themselves.
The other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect
The other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect
by aussiechick April 30, 2012
Get the The Schoomp Effect mug.(n.) an unspecified period of time before spring break during which a student (or faculty member) loses the ability to accurately perceive the passage of time.
Dr. Richard Block identified a framework of four interrelated factors that affect this perception: (1) characteristics of the time experiencer, (2) time-related behaviors and judgments, (3) contents of a time period, and (4) activities during a time period.
The Spring Break Effect will cause noticeable changes in everyday life. For example, students will likely experience feelings of acedia (mental sloth, apathy, indifference, boredom) or exhaustion caused by sleep deprivation. Days will run together to the point where they are distinguished only by the assignments or exams scheduled. Most of an individual's "productive" time will be spent on academic tasks that will range between mindless and tedious. (If a suffer is subjected to these conditions for extended periods of time, particularly when tasks are mindlessly tedious, it is recommended that they consult a mental health professional.) Finally, those affected will spend increased and possibly unhealthy amounts of time on social networking sites (Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest, if the subject is female).
Dr. Richard Block identified a framework of four interrelated factors that affect this perception: (1) characteristics of the time experiencer, (2) time-related behaviors and judgments, (3) contents of a time period, and (4) activities during a time period.
The Spring Break Effect will cause noticeable changes in everyday life. For example, students will likely experience feelings of acedia (mental sloth, apathy, indifference, boredom) or exhaustion caused by sleep deprivation. Days will run together to the point where they are distinguished only by the assignments or exams scheduled. Most of an individual's "productive" time will be spent on academic tasks that will range between mindless and tedious. (If a suffer is subjected to these conditions for extended periods of time, particularly when tasks are mindlessly tedious, it is recommended that they consult a mental health professional.) Finally, those affected will spend increased and possibly unhealthy amounts of time on social networking sites (Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest, if the subject is female).
Person A: "How is it only Tuesday?"
Person B: "I don't know. It feels like Friday."
Person C: "Dude, you're experiencing the Spring Break Effect."
Person A: "Is that fatal?"
Person C: "No, but staying awake for 72 hours might."
Person B: "Shit."
Person B: "I don't know. It feels like Friday."
Person C: "Dude, you're experiencing the Spring Break Effect."
Person A: "Is that fatal?"
Person C: "No, but staying awake for 72 hours might."
Person B: "Shit."
by Layla Clinch June 17, 2012
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This consistently happens to men who work too much, and dont go out often. Especially in low paying, night shift jobs.
Its called the island effect because one is isolated from the attractive, outside world.
This consistently happens to men who work too much, and dont go out often. Especially in low paying, night shift jobs.
Its called the island effect because one is isolated from the attractive, outside world.
Duderbroseph: I dunno what it is about Esmeralda, but she really seems hot lately
Sane person: uhhh... when was the last time you went somewhere besides work and home?
Duderbroseph: i dunno, like a month?
Sane: Island effect.
Duderbroseph: Shit...
Sane person: uhhh... when was the last time you went somewhere besides work and home?
Duderbroseph: i dunno, like a month?
Sane: Island effect.
Duderbroseph: Shit...
by poopiehead1234x5xx August 6, 2012
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by chromerzoner November 27, 2011
Get the The Magoo effect mug.No matter how dismal or down you are you talk to this one person and they either make you feel better or stand right next to you until you are through your struggle.
I couldn't have made it through that awkward week with that weird theater carny caravan without that counter balance of The Soulmate Effect over the phone.
by Mostinterestingman on the rock December 18, 2011
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