Dirty Achilles

When you are with a woman / man and you beat your dick without them knowing and then cumming in their coffee while they go to the bathroom.

Person 1 : "Im going to the bathroom"
After he leaves
Person 2 : "Im gonna Dirty Achilles him"
Person 3 "I cant wait to see his reaction"

by AADGHAYGAYHFUIAHF June 21, 2021

Dirty Vonnie

Waking up in a barn with a rodeo clown after a night of drinking tequila

I was so drunk, I did the Dirty Vonnie.

by verian blue February 24, 2019

Dirty Clicquot

When you poop on someone's outerwear.

Last night she Dirty Clicquot'd on my jacket.

by Dirtyclicquot July 02, 2015

Dirty eabha

When a young couple decide to do butt stuff and they have no lube so they use aloe Vera gel instead

Me and my girlfriend had no lube so we did a dirty eabha

by Assassstitties5 April 16, 2020

Dirty Denaughel

When you perform anal sex on an individual, of either gender, and then attempt to tea bag yourself by means of a tremendous back flip which results in you getting poop on your own chin.

“I tried the Dirty Denaughel with the wife last night, but she was not impressed.”

by EricLikesBlackGirls June 05, 2020

dirty buddha

pot, or a marijuana cigarette.

from Vanilla Ice song/video "Roll 'Em Up"..........
"when you hit the dirty Buddha and the buzz comes through.."

by deanofranksammy August 23, 2011

dirty faucet

Your butthole after Chili's and anal.

We are NOT having anal, I don't want to be a dirty faucet tomorrow morning.

by Mr . Plumber May 07, 2022