gone off chocolate

When chocolate is in the fridge for too long and goes stale.

The gone off chocolate tastes like mud.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

chocolate surprise

during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face

last night i was eating jessica’s ass when she fuckin gave me a chocolate surprise

by xX_BEANZ_Xx May 4, 2020

chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk

Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.

by CR1986 June 6, 2017

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020

Big Chocolate

Big Chocolate is the husband of steph, he loves her very much, but he also loves Bladee and drain gang. He owns an irony page. He is silly and goofy. gay gay gay gay gay

He just recited another Bladee lyric, he’s so Big Chocolate.

by BigChocolate123 July 15, 2022

Golden Chocolate

A person that is annoyed by everything unless he wins, also love yugioh cards, anime, and playing videos games with shitty gcards.

I just played against this golden chocolate player in sc2 ranked, i made if so mad with my cheeeeeese

by Rhyno_Wins October 27, 2020

chocolate wise

When you eat a reasonable amount of chocolate at Easter, eating too much would be unwise.

"Are you going to be chocolate wise this Easter?"

by Chocolatewise December 10, 2022