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Chicken salad dick

When someone's dick cheese is left alone for too long and starts to resemble the texture of chicken salad.
Dude, Justin hasn't washed his dick in so long that he probably has chicken salad dick!
by Creble April 17, 2022
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Chicken Poxy Lox

A disease that chickens get caused by severe depression.

Side note: May cause you to rip off your ear
"Did you rip off your ear because of Chicken Poxy Lox AGAIN??"

"What did u say I cant hear you because i have no ears"

"Did that chicken just get Chicken Poxy Lox??"

"I think so"
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California Dick Chicken

A group of 2 or more men such each other’s dick while their dick is in turn being sucked by another party. Like dick chicken, the intention is to prove who is gay first. The game ends when one man ejaculates into another man(s) mouth while the man who tasted the cum is not gay, the person who cummed is. The game is called California Dick Chicken as California is known primarily as a very sexually deviant state as well as having a greater amount of homosexuals in the state. An abbreviation would be CDC.
Damian: Did you know that Brian lost a game of CDC last night?

Ezekiel: What’s that?

Damian: California Dick Chicken is where he came in another man’s mouth.

Ezekiel: That’s disgusting
by Midnight Oil October 18, 2021
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Dirt road chicken

A partridge or chicken on a dirt road. Because they're the same fucking bird.
by Partridge October 19, 2021
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chicken crimpy gobbledok

A man who tends to eat an entire packet of Chicken Crimpys by himself.
Oh look at griffin over there, he’s being a Chicken Crimpy Gobbledok, the fiend.
by Deimosxdd August 7, 2021
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Chicken-Whoa-Yes

When you look at a chicken and get confused for a second because it's living meat. But then you look again and it's food.
Is that chicken-whoa-yes
by chickchickhaha12345678 February 24, 2022
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