piss-teria

When you are desperate for a wee and it causes you to go into piss-teria

"Carmelle was desperate for a wee at Druridge Bay - she went into absolute piss-teria before finding a rock to hide behind"

by GUTHRIE2015 July 26, 2022

Piss baby

Nathan Blake

That kid Nathan Blake is the biggest piss baby.

by emf4d December 3, 2021

Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

by android-app August 31, 2023

piss of ass

The action of excreting straight liquid shit after a bad burrito from Taco Bell.

“How you feelin”
“Piss of ass terrible go look in the toilet”

by wilsoncooperakarickytrevor July 12, 2020

Piss sandwich

The act of three or more people standing in a straight line. The two people on the outside piss on the person on the inside.

I told my wife to make me a piss sandwich. We needed another member so she called my dad.

by Toiletclogger07 November 30, 2022

Pissed as a Newt

When someone’s had one too many Guinness’

Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt

by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018