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Bean

He’s a solid bean.

Gets all the ladies.

Staying strong through no nut November,
Looks like Clay Jenson from 13 reasons why (very slightly I don’t care if you can’t see it)
On route to destroy the A9 unit💪🏽.
That’s bean right there, fighting the A9 unit!
by 1409real name November 1, 2019
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Beaning

The act of receiving a footjob from the woman behind the counter of a Spar Deli using Heinz Beans
Hey, what time are we beaning at?”
by #1 Dole Merchant November 3, 2023
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Bean

by Hank 69 June 20, 2019
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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
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Bean

Guy 1:'ve had my license since I was 17
Guy 2: he's such a bean he can't even drive
by Sexysingh6969 September 27, 2021
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bean magazine

- Female version of a spank bank
- A female saving a males photos to 'flick the bean' to
My friend Paige saved some DILFS gym photo and said she was saving it for her bean magazine.

"Ohhhhhh that's definitely going in the bean magazine!"

"What are you doing later? " "Might go for a swipe on tinder and add to the bean magazine"
by Pingupurp94 December 19, 2024
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Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.
Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!
by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022
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