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noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent
Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright
by Tweet th March 12, 2018
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dick-slap

the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick
girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish
by wolfieisyay May 24, 2018
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bitch slap

if anyone knocks you out with a slap that's and bitch slap
Son: mom I failed the test
Mom: *bitch slaps*
Son: *knocked out cold*
by The god 2 October 8, 2021
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Sleeve Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with your penis while wearing a condom.
If you don't act right you're gonna get sleeve slapped cuz!
by TheFire67 November 13, 2014
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Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021
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slap attack

An attack featuring someone being beat up in a video, often 2 against 1.
As he came out of the club he was slap attacked
by jek_227 March 26, 2016
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Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018
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