torso to tit ratio

the amount of surface area of the torso a girls tits cover.

“wow did you her torso to tit ratio? they have to be fake.”

by nkop November 27, 2019

tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 10, 2023

Tit lifter

A bra

My tit lifter is too tight. I need to find another tit lifter that can fit me better

by Hurricane Dorian June 30, 2023

I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her

^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!

by thurb April 17, 2023

tinder tits

Hoes that be on tinder just to fuck

Check out tinder tits

She fucks on the first swipe

by 81L0Wlife December 19, 2016

Monkey Tit

1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.

"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"

by Jason (aka) STUB July 20, 2004

Tit talker

A dude that only talks to you while staring at your tits.

Tit talker: "Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor" (while shaking your hand and staring at your tits)

You: "Hi, I'm sorry does this tank top offend you?! My face is up here"

by beatz85 September 02, 2017