Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

pole slap

To completely dominate an opponent or opposing group into submission

Dude, did you see the football team won 52-0?

Yeah man, we totally pole slapped them!

by BrianTheCornGuy November 16, 2023

Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉

I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.

by ecargvas October 12, 2021

Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower

My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower

by Iloveyouivy June 30, 2020

Sorbet Slap

When you save your jizz, use it to make sorbet and then slap her in the face with it.

My girl loves that sorbet slap, ice cold jizz and then the hot sting from me slapping her.

by The_Raven_ July 19, 2019

Slap

4 hours of sleep. Too long to be a nap, too short to be a sleep.

"did you get any sleep last night?"

"nah, I only got a slap"
"ah sorry bro"

by slechea289 August 16, 2016

Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.

Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.

by /v/-tan November 20, 2024