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Simp King

An individual who Show love and affection to the highest degree without accepting the same love and return.
Ricky cannot leave his house without sharing his location with his girl, but she does not share it with him period he is a SIMP king.
by Simp exposurer July 7, 2023
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king

Something the ho's call you when they really just want your money.
Hey baby, can you be my king? i'll do whatever you need, as long as you take care of me.
by Clutch33 January 26, 2023
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annie king

Annie king is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Annie king is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Annie king is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Annie king, she's too valuable; the currency for Annie kings are the Universe, and even those cant fully fulfill her true expense. Annie king doesn't know how amazing she is, but she truly is the meaning of every possible definition and every unheard synonym of the word "perfection”
Tim: “look it’s annie king!”

John: “oh my god! Don’t look she’s too pretty
by ur stepmom Karen October 28, 2019
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king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet
You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!
by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022
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King Cow

A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
by Ldread June 1, 2023
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King Willy

A king willy is when you put a bump of coke in your pubes and get a girl to top you off, if she can deepthroat your schmeat successfully and reach the bump with her nose then she gets free coke.
Bro im telling you, if she can do a king willy then she is thr girl for you.
by Shedpool_69 November 22, 2020
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Ted King as Senator Bartlett

Ted King's taking on the role of Senator Bartlett, from soap operas to political dramas, he's ruling the screen.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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