who shot john 

Used by John Wayne in his last film that featured a young Ron Howard to describe another gunslinger's actions after he had a drink/got drunk. He used the term "who shot John" to describe the whiskey. It was in the scene where he was teaching Ron Howard how to shoot a pistol.

"You never know what he might do once he gets enough of that "who shot John" in him, Pilgrum!

who shot john by dirty November 24, 2004

John Henry 

A persons given name, most commonly used when discussing a signature.

Sign your John Henry down here.

John Henry by Haz Nomis October 15, 2008

John Hancock 

When a man is about to ejaculate during sexual intercourse, he pulls out, and shoots his semen on the belly of his partner. He then dips his pinkie in the "ink well" (his partner's belly button) and signs his name. For additional flair the man may extend the fingers on his signing hand to simulate the feather on a quill.

"He gave her his John Hancock. He even dotted his I's and crossed his T's."

John Hancock by JackKirgen September 2, 2011

Johnson County 

Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.

That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.

Johnson County by cole April 17, 2005

scarlett johansson 

1. An actress who showed early promise, but just ended up being a typical floozy who pretends to know what she's talking about.

2.to give head to someone over forty in an elevator and get caught.

3. to have a mushroom nose that turns up, and a wide face with sagging eyes and pouty lips.

1. Too bad about Scarlett johansson, I thought she was tight.

2. Did you hear about Sarah? she pulled a total Scarlett Johansson with Mr. Gorski yesterday.

3. I don't like her face, its a total Scarlett Johansson.

scarlett johansson by alisvolatpropiis August 11, 2006

John Doe 

Another name for a Condom: "a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colours."

"I went to the supermarket to get some John Does and bumped into my date for this evening.. awkward!"

John Doe by YouLookSleepy July 18, 2012

Johnson Poundcake 

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.

I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??

Johnson Poundcake by meat dick October 15, 2008