When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.
by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013
Get the The Carpenter Effect mug.The Pauso Effect, a term derived from Marco Pausini´s discovery of a mathematical theory based on singular value decomposition and subsequent euphoria, describes the extreme happiness or ¨high¨ feeling after having performed superbly at work. This phenomenon is easily observable, with symptoms including smiling, making jokes, desire to have fun, and a general sense of high spirits.
¨Bro, you´re in such a good mood today! What´s goin´ on?¨
¨Pauso Effect, bro! I finally signed a deal with a huge client!¨
¨Way to go dude, let´s go get a drink!¨
¨Or maybe 5!¨
¨Pauso Effect, bro! I finally signed a deal with a huge client!¨
¨Way to go dude, let´s go get a drink!¨
¨Or maybe 5!¨
by Rulrangers August 27, 2013
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by Anon13579352 September 2, 2013
Get the Commercial Effect mug.n. the principle by which any man automatically achieves a high state of attractiveness when clothed in a white shirt, preferably a button down.
by taleasoldastime September 6, 2013
Get the white shirt effect mug.Deterioration of attention span due to questions that do not pertain to the lecture at hand.
When combined with woodhouse effect, the world ends.
When combined with woodhouse effect, the world ends.
Professor: "OK, so today we will cover Bernoulli Equation of Static Fluids...."
Daniel: "I have a question!!!"
(7 minutes later)
Daniel: "Of course!"
Class: (Bored as fuck) "I can feel the SZE effect growing"
Daniel: "I have a question!!!"
(7 minutes later)
Daniel: "Of course!"
Class: (Bored as fuck) "I can feel the SZE effect growing"
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by warriorsgonnahate April 8, 2012
Get the The Lin Effect mug.The sound of men's eyes when they swivel in their sockets to look at a woman's bountiful bosom. That woman is said to have "the schoomp effect".
Unfortunate side-affects include:
- men gawking at you all night
- getting hit on constantly
- murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend's or a hot guy's attention
Unfortunate side-affects include:
- men gawking at you all night
- getting hit on constantly
- murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend's or a hot guy's attention
A hot chick walks into the bar and every single man turns to stare at her boobs instantaneously, unable to help themselves.
The other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect
The other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect
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