Chocolate Anchor

A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.

I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.

by MarriedtoMILF February 7, 2021

Italian Chocolate Freezie

A sexual act where the partner licks Nutella off of a man's scrotum while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.

Yo, my last night my bitch gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie. It was pretty awesome but I had some nippy nips afterwards.

by davidkones May 17, 2014

Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread

person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!

by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 3, 2022

chocolate residue

The brown chocolate like substance on your wang when you pull out of his/her tang

She ate the Chocolate Residue right off my dick!

by Luke(Pookie) November 9, 2023

chocolate q-tip

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit

Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.

by zer0t3ch September 11, 2016

Chocolate rainstorm

you anal a girl so hard that she rain shit over you.

she pulled a chocolate rainstorm on me last night

by jeff_chang April 4, 2015

Lord of Dark Chocolate

Feyi Opaleye is the Lord of Dark Chocolate. His favorite is Lindt Dark Chocolate. Do not disrespect him or else he will drown you in his dark chocolate fountain.

Do not disrespect the Lord of Dark Chocolate

by god99298843 November 15, 2019