James Archer

Shocking fact: He has blue eyes. He is very kind and likes sweaters, one of his hobbies is reminding Serena that she is in denial of being gay. He is very sweet and will be there for you whenever you need him.

James Archer is so cool!

by floyo <3 February 9, 2022

James charles

The person who lost millions of subscribers because of some stupid fued

“I’m so sorry Tati, I didn’t mean to hurt you” *without no tears coming out* ~ James Charles

by 1800smackdatass July 24, 2019

Rusty James

Giving a mediocre blowjob to a man child in the parking lot at Caribbean Hut.

-Hey, isn’t that the guitar player out in his car with that chick? What are they doi…. Ohhhhh.

-Yep. Rusty James out there right now. Not only does he suck, but so does she apparently.

by Not Rusty James July 28, 2024

James

The most attractive person you know. A sex machine. If you have a James with him, fuck him. Best experience of your life, need I say anymore

Her: “who will we have a threesome with”
Him “who else but James”

by Jumbo69 April 9, 2022

James

a very attractive black male with a nicely shaped butt and a big forehead. He also gets absolutely no females and has no shoe game

"Damn that guy James has no shoe game and gets no girls."
"Boy am I glad I'm not a James."

by bigmantingtong April 19, 2022

John James Autobahn

A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.

Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.

by QuacksO April 27, 2019

James Inwards

That guy who you know from somewhere, the most odd and damn right sickiest cunt EU, but you love him for it. Can never be told he’s wrong. Has an answer for everything

Person 1: “James Inwards is such a cunt”
James Inwards: “you got it wrong you mean sick cunt”

by Flaccidity May 17, 2019