You: *looks up the urban dictionary in the urban dictionary*
Google: *dies*
Computer: *dies*
Fbi: *bangs on door* "FBI OPEN UP"
Google: *dies*
Computer: *dies*
Fbi: *bangs on door* "FBI OPEN UP"
by mmmmmmbjgbugcdsxxqwertyuiop[[[ May 5, 2019

by MinuteManDan! February 18, 2021

The AIDS of the internet and the ultimate epitome of internet culture. Started back when the internet was first gaining traction back in the 1990s. Undoubtedly was at its peak from 1998 through about 2006. It has definitions written by teens and voted on by other people. Urban Dictionary has a front page, but there's not really much point in browsing the top words as it's really only sex stuff that 13yo virgins post. (Oh my god sex definition! Must upvote!!!!!!!1!11111111!!!!!1!111112222)
The site as a whole is pretty good though. You can also look up your first name and look at its top definition if you want a self-esteem boost, or if you want the harsh truth find the second last page of definitions and look a that.
The community primarily leans liberal, and everyone on here seems to be some sort of Bernie Sanders fanboy, anti-USA retard, but hey, there's worse.
Also, all the best definitions were from before the Obama Administration (not making a comment on Obama politically, that's just the time that it all stated going downhill). And the name of the site sometimes abbreviated to Urban Dick; However, good idea to keep away from those tards.
The site as a whole is pretty good though. You can also look up your first name and look at its top definition if you want a self-esteem boost, or if you want the harsh truth find the second last page of definitions and look a that.
The community primarily leans liberal, and everyone on here seems to be some sort of Bernie Sanders fanboy, anti-USA retard, but hey, there's worse.
Also, all the best definitions were from before the Obama Administration (not making a comment on Obama politically, that's just the time that it all stated going downhill). And the name of the site sometimes abbreviated to Urban Dick; However, good idea to keep away from those tards.
by thecrazycatten May 14, 2020

by Olive Soose January 7, 2019

by MostLogicalPersonOnEarth April 12, 2020

* Scrolls through Urban dictionary *
"Ugh, this sidebar is making it so I have to scroll forever. What's it even for?"
* Looks to the right *
"Urban Dictionary is Written for You."
"Ugh, this sidebar is making it so I have to scroll forever. What's it even for?"
* Looks to the right *
"Urban Dictionary is Written for You."
by AllICanSayIsViolin November 30, 2022

by Gaming Raptor December 15, 2017
