Dirty bathtub

When you ejeculate, and all the semen lands in your belly button. Meaning you must scoop out the semen from your belly button.

"Yo man I had a wank yesterday, and I managed to get a dirty bathtub"

by KevIN$$ November 1, 2016

DIRTY Malone

A DIRTY Malone is when you pick dirty holes of your partner, lick under your fingernails and then shove it up your butt.

Honey, if you don't start doing the laundry more often I will stop going you DIRTY Malones.

by Haribokart October 14, 2019

Dirty Keanu

After a brutal amount of sex, the person who finishes last yells “You’re breathtaking!!” And proceeds to body slam the other person.

Mark: “ how was last night? “
Me: “ Oh y’know, I pulled off the Dirty Keanu on her and she passed out.”

by AfricanSimp June 16, 2020

Dirty Snoopy

N. The act of lying on one's back in existential angst, like Snoopy on his doghouse, then rubbing one out with projectile force and catching the load, package if you will, in your mouth. Also known as the perverted blizzard.

Bill: I had the worst blue balls after my date with Lucy, so I did the Dirty Snoopy.
Linus: Damn, that's nasty.
Bill: Only if you swallow.

by Doc Guitar September 3, 2016

Dirty Drake

A dirty Drake is when you have sex with some Insta chick and afterwards you put Hot Sauce into your used condom and the chick trys to insert the sperm into her vagina and has some pain afterwards and sues you for that

I did a dirty drake last year and the court case is still going on.
Oh that no good, my maaaan.

by AlexHDMH January 20, 2022

Dirty Squid

The art of flirting with other women over the internet even though you are engaged.

Damn... that guy is being a real Dirty Squid!

by LightningWizard June 11, 2019

Dirty Watermelon

Get the biggest watermelon you can find and put a hole into the melon, then shit (or piss) into the melon for three days and wait for the watermelon to rot. After this throw the melon at your enemy's.

I almost killed a man by throwing a dirty watermelon at him

by Hampterman July 3, 2021