Good One Ed

Said when someone uses the exact same insult, just laid upon themselves. Usually the reply is so quick, you don't notice it's the same one being used against you. This is the end-all of the bickering, an automatic win to the argument. This is meant to be used REGARDLESS if the other person's name is Ed, or anything even similar.

Melissa: "That sweater makes you look like a fatty"
Jen: "Shut up, you're a fatty"
Melissa: "Good one Ed."
Jen: "FUCK!"

Bob: "I can't believe you watched Twilight, you know that makes you a homo, right?"
Jim: "You're a homo, my girl made me watch it"
Bob: "Good one, Ed..."

by SatanIsMyCopilot March 16, 2012

one-way rivalry

A one-way rivalry is a rivalry where one of the participants is much more emotionally invested in the conflict. This state could arise if one of the parties (A) to the rivalry objectively outmatches the other (B) in significant way. The inferior party (B) will continue to value the prospect of winning, while (A) will shift focus toward other competitors that provide more of a challenge. Alternatively, (A) may simply have lost interest in the rivalry.

(B) may perceive their opponent (A) to be elitist or condescending if the one-way status of rivalry becomes clear. Conversely, (A) may consider (B) to be desperate or insecure.

1. In sports, the Mets-Yankees rivalry is a great example of a one-way rivalry. By virtue of their geographic proximity, some conflict between the teams is inevitable. However, the Yankees are widely acknowledged to be the more powerful of the two and find the Red Sox to be a more worthy opponent (though the Sox-Yankees has had elements of a one-way rivalry in the past).

2. Perhaps the most significant example in US society is the South's antagonism for the North. Many Southerners still bear great ill will toward the North for their victory in the Civil War and subsequent control during Reconstruction, some even believing that the North may be actively attempting to "keep them down". Actual antagonism from Northerners toward the South is generally limited to jokes about the Southern accent and the like.

by zedknee March 9, 2011

One pop blinger

A girl with such appearance that one would like to have relations with her once.

note; can only be used within south yorkshire, england.

preferebly if your a (spiceboy)

male a - "what birds sayin?"

male b (pointing) -"cheeky one pop blinger"

Both - "What you sayin darlin?!"

by Sheffjive November 16, 2011

suck one silly

to give someone an exceptional blowjob; the sloppiest toppy imaginable.

My girlfriend really sucked me silly last night.
If I lose this game of Uno, I'll suck you silly.
That woman from the Grapefruit technique videos really knows how to suck one silly.

by BAKUDEKU Shipper December 4, 2022

one take jay

He’s in the building.

“One take Jay is in the building” -Kubzscouts

by Ghastlyy July 13, 2023

Scheduled Big One

A pre meditated night of heavy drinking, usually resulting in puking or sickness the next day.

Cody is going to have a scheduled big one this Saturday!

by Guardiansfan6982 August 15, 2023

Clip one's rod

To clip someone's rod means to subject someone to something incredibly painful or strenuous, akin to the experience of circumcision. Often used ironically to express a teasing tone in prior statements, á la "getting one's goat" or "yanking one's chain".

To clip one's rod is to make them suffer, jokingly or not.

by ForeskinGaming April 18, 2023