monkey springs

A black man's pubic hairs

I went to the bathroom, and Ty left his monkey springs all over the floor.

by Chefs kiss November 18, 2022

Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

by Gay porm May 14, 2023

Monkey Fish

"Monkey Fish", the statement used when a person successfully lands a small goldfish cracker in-between a monkey's ass cheeks at a zoo.

Owen: Yo bro, I'm finna Monkey Fish that ape.
Ralph: Bro do it, no balls.

by The Darkone November 13, 2016

Monkey shoes

Shoes With a big ass monkey on them

Person 1: oh shit nice monkey shoes

Person 2: thanks bro

by Yomommafat July 20, 2022

Vanilla Monkey

A white person that acts like a black person.

Jaden is a vanilla monkey.

by Lewis90 December 31, 2021

gliding monkey

A Gliding Monkey is a guy that is stupid enough to reject multiple instances of sex with a beautiful girl and instead choose a one night stand with said hot girl. (It is not because the girl rejects him due to bad sex, this is referred to as a Disgraceful Dick, it is the man's decision in the case of a Gliding Monkey)

What kind of dumbass would give a Gliding Monkey to Carly, with an ass like that.

by PaulPierce November 13, 2015

Dub Monkey

Watch what you want in whatever language you prefer. Dubs=Subs. They can coexist you turds.

Guy 1: Pfft! Look at the guy watching this anime dubbed! What a Dub Monkey.
Guy 2: Hey don’t be rude. They either probably need it due to disabilities or they just prefer it. Don’t judge someone just because they watch anime in English ffs.

by Duckos June 7, 2021