A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.
Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.
by srygrndma December 1, 2018
Get the Scary cow guymug. by SoggyNuts2345 October 1, 2019
Get the sticky note guymug. Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
Get the Hammer guymug. A term commonly used by Homosexuals, to refer to other males. Extremely irritating to heterosexuals. Very similar to "Bro", "Bruh", "Brah", "Breh"...
I get hard anytime a male reders to me as "my guy". I'm a man that loves to flirt with other men that call me "Bro", or "Bruh"! It's hot!
by Redjacketracing March 26, 2025
Get the My Guymug. by Cookies and cream & more cream December 31, 2023
Get the Molly guymug. by Gsgshagayya July 23, 2021
Get the That guymug. A condition that causes a girl who has a crush on a guy to go to extreme measures to "own" him like a piece of land. Symptoms can be, irrational behaviour that can lead to friendship loss.
by Br0kenAngel June 21, 2018
Get the guy fevermug.