Dougie Moment

(Duh - gee - moe - ment)

1, Kicking ass at Bloons TD6

2, Saying something horribly racist and/or homophobic

3, Committing Arson

4, Charles Manson

Son, you are dishonorably discharged for having too many Dougie Moments

by FrickceH December 27, 2020

Evan Moment

Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.

"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"

by The_Woke_Tits May 13, 2020

Peirce Moment

When u same sum dumb or out of subject

Bro Marcus just had a Peirce Moment

by Gm a sum I’m September 12, 2020

SmartIllinois Moment

Noun: A moment in which a computer refuses to admit you are right, named due to the educational program SmartIllinois

"WHAT THE FUCK?? 3+5 IS 8 BUT IT SAYS IT'S WRONG!"
"That's a real SmartIllinois Moment."

by gigagoon December 01, 2020

Bone moment

You take the time out of your day and just absolutely frag your mind out to the point your forehead EXPANDS.

Damn bro that 5k was sick!! That was a bone moment

by Swep2k November 29, 2020

Landon Moment

When someone wants to date you and you refuse, its known as a Landon moment.

Person A: Yeah i just got asked out and i refused.
Person B: What a Landon Moment.

by PrinzMarbll October 01, 2020

a browning moment

The feeling of your anal sphincter tightening as you are confronted by an unexpected and terrible result, that might be your fault. As in a change of color as a result of fecal matter being involuntarily excreted.

As all of the lights in the building went out at once, following Private Snuffy's flip of the switch, he experienced a browning moment, before they flickered back on amidst the sergeant's grumbling about the crappy electrical system at Camp Blunderfudge.

by dsmartas January 28, 2020