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John Calc

The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
by truckjumperdude March 21, 2025
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john mcmillan

Did you see how sexy John Mcmillan is?
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John

Bamboozles you into horrible Rarebreed updates that ruin the sports channels
W- “Who’s that?”

L- “That’s John, the guy that bamboozled me into a shitty Rarebreed update
by BoogieLoogie November 23, 2021
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john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

like a gay batman and black
Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?

look in the shadows

I see nothing?

exactly
by masky123343 July 10, 2023
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John

A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.
"Yo, pass the John."
"You got a John?"
by Nagant Pelenkov November 1, 2020
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John Balor

John Balor debuted in ERW in late April, John's debut match was against Montez Ford, sadly, he did not win. John Balor would quickly get a Orbital Championship match, but lost also. John came moments away from becoming Atlantic Champion but failed again. John's a big underdog, he will face Tyler Raise at Backlash, this Thursday!
Person 1: No!! John Balor was so close to winning the Atlantic title
Person 2: Dang
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 23, 2021
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John thomas

Penishe
He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee
by Cynomane June 19, 2023
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