John Calc

The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.

Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah

by truckjumperdude March 21, 2025

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john mcmillan

An absolute sexy beast

Did you see how sexy John Mcmillan is?

by Bruh Uno momento November 18, 2021

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John

Bamboozles you into horrible Rarebreed updates that ruin the sports channels

W- “Who’s that?”

L- “That’s John, the guy that bamboozled me into a shitty Rarebreed update”

by BoogieLoogie November 23, 2021

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john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

like a gay batman and black

Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?

look in the shadows

I see nothing?

exactly

by masky123343 July 10, 2023

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John

A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.

"Yo, pass the John."
"You got a John?"

by Nagant Pelenkov November 1, 2020

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John Balor debuted in ERW in late April, John's debut match was against Montez Ford, sadly, he did not win. John Balor would quickly get a Orbital Championship match, but lost also. John came moments away from becoming Atlantic Champion but failed again. John's a big underdog, he will face Tyler Raise at Backlash, this Thursday!

Person 1: No!! John Balor was so close to winning the Atlantic title
Person 2: Dang

by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 23, 2021

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