The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

for the love of god please for the love of god

you lost hope in humanity

Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!

by TheChhingieahsdhb May 5, 2022

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Scrape god

A worm that tries to do a a wheelie and falls and scrapes their knees

Mark: yo did u hear? Kyle is a scrape god now
Tyrek:yoooo I knew he was a worm

by Your favorite worm December 11, 2017

good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.

"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018

God

Not Real

Christain Extremeist kid: HOW DO U NOT BELIVE IN GOD YO GO TO HELL!!1!
Smart Atheist: What evidence do you have to prove god exists?
Christain Extremeist kid: WHAT EVIDENCE DO U HAVE TO PROVE HE DOESNT EXISTS !!1!
Smart Atheist: What evidence do you have to prove that evolutionism isn't real?
Christain Extremeist kid: ..................
Smart Atheist EXACTLY

by yes_yes_yes_yes_yes May 17, 2022

God Zone

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.

Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.

by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014