slap

a action performed by someone defending their wife who cheated on them

I slapped chris rock

by Bailey Wooof May 17, 2022

Kentucky Pussy Slap

You are aimlessly hitting her raw in the missionary position. Just as your about to climax 45 seconds after starting. You pull out. Hold her legs up vertically parallel to one another. Then you slap her pussy once. If she says “no” or “stop, you give one more slap to see if she is just being a submissive good girl. If she says “no” or “stop” again, give one more for good measure. Once you finish the third slap, you will have already climaxed due to the sheer rush of adrenaline from beating pussy, literally.

“Give her the Kentucky Pussy Slap”

by Gocards2013 September 2, 2025

Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

National slap ass day

On December 11th, you are allowed to slap anyone’s ass.

Jessica: OMG did Tyler just slap my ass?
Tyler: It’s National slap ass day!
Jessica: ohh

by trackgod100 December 10, 2019

Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie

Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day

by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022

mitch slap

slap a dumbass named mitch or mitchell on DEC 13

come here so i can mitch slap you

by coltvow December 12, 2023

Slap slap

When you tickle your balls in order to be favored and get your way. After they slap your ass and say good game!!!! Must be nice to be a pole sucker or cocksucker. Usually they are prideful arrogant pompous asses that have a massive ego, they have had their shit pushed in big time bro 😂😂

I know plenty of folk that did the infamous slap slap, and got favored. Must be nice you royal cocksucker mother fucker lummox

by Spadoodle 420 May 2, 2025