Gaben Simp

A Gaben Simp is someone who wants to play games on Steam but doesn't actually own them, when they are free on Epic Games he refuses to grab it.

Look Harvey is being a Gaben Simp again, what a fucking loser lol.

by Epic Games user July 10, 2020

Simp

A person giving everything they have to a girl with intention of having sex with her.

You are a simp for donating 1000$ to Pokimane and said, I'd like some bootie.

by 3aw4se5dr6ft7gy8hu9ij0se5dr6ft February 2, 2021

Simp

Noodle

Noodle simps for error

by Xottic May 8, 2021

simp

super in to mashed potatoes

person 1: are you like simp
person 2: yesss

by I-know-nothing September 11, 2020

Simp

Teo danjou

Teo danjou is the biggest simp

by Papi holden August 28, 2020

No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

Doting SIMP

Pretty much any guy with the name Morgan.

Morgan simps his way through life. He is such a doting simp it’s embarrassing.

by Morgan. August 7, 2021