Slut Slap

When you slap someone around the face with the end crust of a loaf of bread, otherwise known as the slut (ie fingered by everyone but wanted by none)

Jack what's that? *bam*, you just got slut slapped

by Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson September 19, 2018

Cock Slap

When giving fellatio, the one who’s genitalia is being pleasured, pulls their penis out of the persons mouth and hits them across the face. This is done to add affect to climax, be degrading during sexual punishment.

I cock slapped her because she deserved it.

by Thedoggo October 8, 2018

Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

The Slap Bet

From the iconic show How I Met Your Mother: If one loses a bet they can choose 10 slaps at the moment or 5 slaps that can be used at any time.

If you lose you have to choose one of the options from the Slap Bet.

by mrstealyogirl June 10, 2018

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Slaps

When music is really good

This track slaps the rubber pants off the lab rats!

by DanWhilkinson August 14, 2022