Karo national day

February 5 is Karo day because it’s his bday and it is more important than any other day in February

What’s Karo national day? It’s Karo day!

by Karoloveschickennuggsts February 5, 2024

national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.

Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

by kade pee April 3, 2023

National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does

Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.

by JoeMa_ April 4, 2023

national cherub day

a day for cherubs!

is today national cherub day?

by rosepetalsxx April 6, 2023

national fling merima day

celebrated on 8th april this day we can fling merimas

"OMG ITS FINALLY NATIONAL FLING MERIMA DAY! IVE WAITER FOR SO LONG!"

by NotBirbz April 7, 2023

National Rape Day

A "holiday" originally meant to create fear and bring more awareness to Sexual Abuse Awareness month, but has been twisted into a strange event, in which people threaten to sexually abuse random strangers online and in person, while others swear to protect said strangers, thereby losing the point of the holiday all together.

The idea behind National Rape Day wasn't a bad one, but the execution needed too much work.

by KhajiitSicario April 8, 2023