Because India

1. A perfectly reasonable explanation as to why seemingly random and frustrating things happen in India.
2. A way to justify random and illogical laws, legislations or social norms in India.
(I do not hate India, rather I love it very much, but sometimes it can be a bit weird that’s all)

Q. Why is there a rickshaw parked in middle of the road?
A. Because India.
Q. Why do schools teach you useless things?
A. Because India.
Q. Just why?
A. Because, India.

by AlexKoshy18 November 29, 2021

The Indian that grew from concrete

Even more heroic than a rose growing from concrete these days, since it's so rare to meet an Indian.

It was hard not to smile when you saw a real Indian in the Thanksgiving parade, to let people know they were still around. The Indian that grew from concrete lived on in a time when many had gone extinct.

by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021

manchester indiana

The place where all kids go to chill.. as if

One wif of the bathroom you will com out smellin like fruits and weed😭

Don’t step foot in the schools in General you will see bitches getten they ah beat n ppl with collars and leashes being pulled around

Girl 1: YO SHE GETIN HER AH BEAT!!!
Teacher:🤷 ♀️ It’s Manchester Indiana

by Yumomma10000 December 12, 2021

Bravo India November File

Receptacle for letters of complaint, demands for explanations, begging letters, etc.

Did you deal with that wokey's complaint about our announcer using the phrase "ladies and gentlemen"?

Oh, yeah. It's in the Bravo India November file.

by Azenath69 February 15, 2022

Compton Indian

When you are a compton indian and you don't know what it means. Also when you can't shoot for shit.

Parvathi is a compton indian.

by Demmenick March 4, 2022

surface indie

Refers to the surface level of indie music, it is for people that have just left the loop of mainstream top 40 music because of tiktok. Surface indie music fans think high of themselves as they think their music is uNdErGrOuNd or deserves more attention. They mostly prefer listening to individual songs on their chill out/aesthetic/pov playlists over albums. When you ask them to name their favourite artists, they can throw out a bunch of names. But in reality, they only know a few songs from each of the artists.

Typical examples include:
Clairo, Wallows, The Neighbourhood, Arctic Monkeys, Mother Mother, Mitski, Cavetown, Gorillaz, chloe moriondo, Mac DeMarco, girl in red, Nirvana, Beach Bunny, Chase Alantic, Cage the Elephant, Conan Gray, IDKHBTFM, Cigarettes After Sex, Sasha Alex Sloan, Lovejoy, Joji, Cuco, Glass Animals, Wilbur Soot, The 1975, Jeremy Zucker

A conversation over a social media platform...
user 1: OMG bestie! your music taste is exactly the same as mine MARRY ME
user 2: mitski lmao depressed sis

user 3: beach bunny is so underrated, glad someone finally appreciate their music
(woke) user 4: This is surface indie, stop acting surprised that someone is listening to these artists.

by Your damn hand March 6, 2022

intelligence indicator

Tattoos, shaved heads, and body piercings tell everyone how smart the person wearing any of those things is.

A tattoo, shaved head, or a body piercing is an intelligence indicator, it tells others how smart the person wearing any of those things is.

by but for April 25, 2022