Golden State Warriors

A team that is in the western conference and are absolutely horrible with the only good players being Trayce Jackson-Davis, Jonathan Kuminga, and Stephen Curry. Klay Thompson is terrible, Draymond Green has 150 techs, making him qualify for the UFC probably, and they need a roster update. Brandin Podziemski is only a rookie and is not good. They only acquired Pat Spencer to let him play like 6 games.

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by skibidibasketballfan March 21, 2024

Goldenboarding

The act of waterboarding transformed into a kink where the receiver is placed in a supine position, has their face covered with a used towel and then waterboarded using fresh urine instead of water. Often done in BDSM communities as a show of great trust.

He's in for the goldenboarding of a lifetime!

by JahnGoldenboard March 26, 2024

Golden Sea

A bathtub or other large container intended for water filled with human urine.

Person 1: So I went into the bathroom, and the bathtub was just full of piss.
Person 2: Woah, it was a golden sea!

by Fexxis April 1, 2024

Golden Damming

The act of shoving a rod or something rod-like down a man’s pee hole and having them try to piss and/or cum the rod out.

We got freaky last night and she had me golden damming, I had to piss so bad!

by Muntmaster69 April 1, 2024

Golden Carmicheal

When you pee in a persons ass while having anal sex. And then they to squirt it back out onto to your chest.

“Reberta is a freak she gave me a golden carmicheal the other night.”
“Dude! Did she do the prey mantis or just the regular reverse squat?”

by Heisen Hamburger April 8, 2024

Golden Dad

(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.

Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.

by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024

golden fellatio

The perfect blowjob. Not to be confused with the golden ratio

“I’m really happy because my girlfriend gave me the golden fellatio last night”

by kyuuketsukou April 25, 2024