I like jelly beans

What Arthur Morgan says as a response to Agent Milton

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"

by LightSwigger March 6, 2024

Bean

A bean, or "The Bean," is a word or phrase used to describe the shape of someone's head. Typically, someone with a long or irregularly shaped bald head. This expression is frequently used to describe someone who has had a clean-shaven haircut. Or to refer to bald persons in general.

“HAHAHA YO you got the bean.”
“Shutup wide bean.”
“Your stretched bean.”

by Kasem123 April 7, 2024

steel beans

When one is brave in the face of adversity. See also hard as nails, ballsy, big balls

Laurens: Do you think Nate will masterbate on that hotel balcony for a fiver
Emma: Sure he will, he's got steel beans

or

I can't believe Harold punched that massive bouncer - that lad's got steel beans for sure

by notABluesSinger July 12, 2023

Lima Green Bean

Nickname from George W. Bush for Karen Hughes

Lima Green Bean left the WH early to go into the private sector.

by Coop Dupe February 5, 2025

Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022

blubber bean

when a "fart" runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scrotum...causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.

While lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean...disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that nobody would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.

by johnny rutenmiezer February 24, 2011

Bean Stain

When you try to wash a dish that you had recently stored or eaten baked beans out of, there's a nasty stain on the dish that takes a lot of scrubbing to clean. That is bean stain.

"You expect me to clean your bean stain? No, you do it yourself!"
"But it's gross!"
"Then don't eat beans!"
"NOOOOOOO! I NEED THE BEANS!"

by VoodooRat May 4, 2020