kelly blue balled

When a seller overvalues their vehicle in comparison to Kelly Blue Book

James Kelly Blue Balled me when he priced his car $5,000 above market value.

by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020

Blue-Water Blumpkin

A blumpkin, specifically in which the receiving party is in a port-a-potty

You thought a blumpkin was satisfying? Well, a blue-water blumpkin is a whole new realm of pleasure

by Pearislovepearislife February 29, 2020

Little Blue Smurf

Gook it up

Little Blue Smurf is such a smelly cunt

by damLan March 21, 2020

Cyber Blue Balls

When somebody ghosts you while you’re sexting

Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!

by SXNNY July 9, 2020

post bender blues

sad/unfulfilled feels the day after getting drunk

bro #1: duuude i’m feelin bummed out after last night
bro #2: ayo you’ve probably just got post bender blues

by bugsbun September 6, 2020

Blue Line Butthurt

When you're so used to taking it up the ass from your oppressors involuntarily any suggestion that they might not be good for you or for society at large makes you start screeching and looking for a jackboot to lick.

"Bro, did you see that bootlicker get all blue line butthurt?"

by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020

Blue Springs South

Largest auction house in the world, with over 3000 stations and 70k+ slaves.

Bro you’re going to Blue Springs South?

by penisbkdjs September 25, 2020