Beaned

To be beaned is to be playing a spy/stealth game, attempt to kill your target, and have them kill you first out of your lack of skill.

Jim totally beaned me when he found out he was my target.

by The Bean Men May 19, 2019

Beaned

Not referring to the bean man meme, but a odd joke to mispelling the word "Banned", Beaned is also a word used on discord Rarely to joke that someone is getting banned,

Mod: Dont Break the Rules
User 1: Haha Frick
User 2: Someone is gettin Beaned hah

by Pipimi March 03, 2018

Beaned

To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.

"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"

by Beaned in your mom August 01, 2018

Bean Bank

The act of loading and storing any type of bean into the foreskin of a penis

Tom had to bean bank his magical beans in order to cross the border without them getting confiscated.

by The teller of words January 14, 2022

smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!

1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"

by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 03, 2008

sexual bean

Alison VOSEY, the mega sex bean

Ooooo I’m a sexual bean

by Kit fake September 29, 2023

Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.

Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!

by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022