numb-fuck

When a couple is having sex and all of a sudden the man loses his errection.

Dave: Shit, NO! Not again. I losing my errection.

Sandy: SHIT, Dave you're such a numb-fuck.

by R_Courtlandt January 12, 2009

Fuck Puppy

The concept that many couples seem to have defining a role of a person that will join their sexual relationship much like an innocent and helpless puppy would. Also, any person filling such a role.

Can you believe that she is willing to be their Fuck Puppy?!?! I mean they don't even let her hang out with her friends anymore. I think it's really sad, I wish she would maintain better boundaries for herself!

by BonezTheGoon February 6, 2013

gossip-fuck

To talk to many people about someone in a manner that makes it seem as though you would enjoy boning said someone for many hours on end.

HornyGurl: bob is calling my mom and sarahs mom right now
HornyGurl: to say happy mothers day
HornyGurl: lmao
HornyGurl: i love that kid
SomeGuy: ...wow, gossip-fuck him more why don't you

by Jordo PB May 11, 2008

fuck purse

A aggressive hand bag. Who has a gun in it

" Did you see that fuck purse ? "
" no "
" Well stay away from the purse , you don't want to fuck with it "
" Why "
" It usually has a gun in it , they will fire at your damn head " .

by savyyandchanaynay November 29, 2013

fucking skeezy

one who is skanky enought that you wish you could make them eat two wasps. This is the kind of person who takes a nap in your bed when you are gone and accidentily forgets a condom there. Fucking skeezy is also synonomus with "she whos name must not be spoken" (or he depending on who the refrence is toward)

man, taylor is such a fucking skeezy i would rather pound a nail slowly through my eyeball into my skull but not deep enough to kill me however deep enough to cause a slow, painful death due to blood and fluids leaking slowly out than be followed around be her

by the dercy February 24, 2009

Shut the Fuck!

an overly excited way to say:shut up, get out, no way.

Elizabeth exclaimed "shut the fuck!" after reaciving her acceptance envelope to college.

by elcii:) November 12, 2010

Money Fuck

Over tipping a waitress or bartender because they are hot.

My boyfriend just money fucked the bar tender because she had DD tits.

by WauzekaD September 17, 2010