Simp

One who savagely slams one others significant other with their ram rod horse sausage all night long.

"Yea I'm a simp, a simply slammin your girl with my horse meat ding dong. And that's on God babygirl."

by R4NG3R2800 November 05, 2021

simp

mattp53

youre such a simp matt

by bobby 12345678987654456543 April 14, 2020

Simp

Doing anything to be around a female; being used

im a simp because I like driving around girls even though they don’t like me.

by Uhhhh uhhhhhhh ooof ooof ooof March 16, 2020

simp

matt

matt youre such a zen 2.0 ( simp)

by bobby 12345678987654456543 April 14, 2020

Simp

Squirrels in my pants. Phineas and Ferb season 1 episode 16

S to the I to the mp. She’s got squirrels in her pants. Simp

by BRMthe1 May 09, 2020

Simp

Guy who gets horny over a female and wants to date them

"Did you hear that ted spent 40,000 dollars to a female streamer?" Willam asked "Then he's a simp" Henry said

by King k krock May 01, 2020

Simp

Getting horny over a woman

"Rob is getting horny over some tiktok thot" Ron said
"Then he's a simp" James shouted

by King k krock May 01, 2020